Ever since I saw my first mullet, I've wanted to grow one but couldn't. I want one like the old-school Jagr. In school, the kids called me Immy (immigrant), but I was really born in Victoria and grew up in Kelowna, BC as a visible minority. I graduated from the University of Alberta in Deadmonton where the hockey team sucks like poo and talk about the Cups Wayne won for them in the old-fogey NHL. I am a Nucks fan for life (but not a rioter). I can make a good second-line forward and be a pesky penalty killer.